May 2013
theslavbarbarian:
fromonesurvivortoanother:
what if we’re all just beta testers for god’s next video game
in that case i hope god fixes the depression bug in the next release because it makes the game fucking unplayable
poopflow:
*angrily closes text post half way through writing*
pfefferi:
the word radical reminds me of this cup
fruitpacks:
yolotov-cocktail:
fruitpacks:
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
even better
THESE FUCKING SHOWS ARE NOW STREAMING INSTANTLY ON...
dyerrmaker:
ED, EDD, & EDDY
JOHNNY BRAVO
THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY & MANDY
CHOWDER
ADVENTURE TIME
COW AND CHICKEN
REGULAR SHOW
CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
ROBOT CHICKEN
DEXTER’S LAB
SAMURAI JACK
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG
FOSTER’S HOME OF IMAGINARY FRIENDS
POWERPUFF GIRLS
seabois:
i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things
bootipop:
When your hand is wet and you grab some ice and it does the thing
lifelessonsandfandoms:
cheesoisuncool:
theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
And this is oddly inspiring
fasterfood:
high school is like “ur older now so u can handle all this extra work here have some tests and homework” but also “at the same time u have to decide your entire career and college future” but wait theres more “be actively involved in clubs and the community and sports” and if you call now you will also receive a “keep a great social life too these are the best years of your life”
radioactinc:
patbee:
i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
that’ll do donkey
that’ll do
olgg:
kittyrawh:
thefreshprinceofbelgravia:
moriartea:
a-study-in-stink:
sakibatch:
vendemiaires:
adele wins an oscar
a distance scream is heard
she’s not even an actress leo cries
he doesnt mean it screams benedict cumberbatch
‘I’m so sorry’, adds Tom Hiddleston
fuck you i won a bafta yells martin freeman
I’m Iron Man shouts Robert Downy Jr,
I’m Robert Downey Jr. shouts...
stripforharry:
soolooxcoopter:
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
macarena-of-time:
pretend-the-ceiling-is-stars:
macarena-of-time:
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
Actually it did, thank you
did you just admit to having a small penis
matturday:
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
people-should-all-be-onions:
mydarlingangelgabriel:
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
1612th:
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
jesuschristvevo:
i dont even get bullied i just bully myself
